I hate people who are naturally really good at small talk and are comfortable with it too wow screw you and your well developed social skills
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
it’s really strange to think think that we’re all just background characters in other people’s lives, someone they walk past while rushing to be somewhere or bump into on their way to get coffee and these people all have their own problems and insecurities and lives and we’re not part of them. i just think about that a lot.
these idiot s fell right into my trap. the menu tonight is rich ppl soup
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
i wanna take your clothes off… ;) and then replace them with something else because that outfit is ugly as hell
where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist